Here we go, just a couple of slaps and she's ready to swallow all the way

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

Oops, I should've told you not to put sperm inside

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases